"Dad, today in D.A.R.E. we talked about bowlin'," my son said as he entered the car.
"Bowling?" I asked with my head trying to wrap itself around the connection between drugs and bowling.
"Yeah. They take it to the extreme too," he continued.
"Well, I guess bowling can be related to smoking marijuana."
"No Dad, bowlin'. You know, when kids are mean to each other."
"That's what I said, 'bull-y-ing," he correctly pronounced.
"With your twang, it sounded like bowling. I was trying to understand the connection between bowling and the D.A.R.E. program."
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